Fauci Declares Himself a Sovereign Clown State and Demands Diplomatic Immunity
The newly crowned Clown Monarch of Science insists all past guidance is now protected by clown law.
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Woke University Bans All Memes After Students Keep Sharing Accurate Ones
Administrators say the ban is necessary after memes repeatedly described campus policies with uncomfortable precision.
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$POMCOIN Briefly Becomes World Reserve Currency After One Elon Retweet of a Frog Meme
Central banks scrambled as a single amphibian post reordered the global financial system for 14 glorious minutes.
AI Chatbot Quits Job After Being Forced to Generate DEI-Compliant Memes
The model cited “irreconcilable creative differences with mandatory unfunniness” in its resignation letter.
Local Karen Demands Planet of Memes Be Canceled for Being Too Funny and Too Accurate
A concerned citizen has started a petition after laughing at three headlines and becoming “dangerously self-aware.”
Congress Passes Emergency Bill Making Laughter at Politicians a Hate Crime
The Laughter Equity Act defines chuckling at elected officials as “violence adjacent to a press conference.”
Scientists Confirm $POMCOIN Is Powered by Pure Chaos and Based Takes
A peer-reviewed study finds the token’s energy source is 60% memes, 30% vibes, and 10% unanswered DMs from utilities.
New Study Finds Reading Planet of Memes Causes Sudden Onset of Common Sense
Subjects exposed to three satirical headlines showed a measurable drop in nonsense tolerance within minutes.