Culture 2 min read
Oral arguments scheduled for October. Amicus briefs already filed by milk, broth, and a very confident uncle.
The Court granted certiorari in Kellogg v. Broth, a case that began as a comment-section dispute and somehow acquired standing. Petitioners argue cereal is “a breakfast soup with better branding.” Respondents call that “an attack on the American morning.”
Justices requested exhibits. A bowl, a spoon, and a carton of milk were entered into evidence under armed guard, because this country cannot have anything nice.
Researchers recommend a 12-minute outdoor protocol before posting the phrase “actually.”
Friends say they always suspected. His bio, reached for comment, said it “contains multitudes (and a location pin).”
Lawmakers called the day “redundant,” “emotionally hostile,” and “a scheduling error left over from the last administration.”
