ON-CHAIN — Holders of $POMCOIN, the official memecoin of Planet of Memes, are reporting a sudden onset of based energy, improved meme timing, and the ability to read a headline without needing a nap.
“I used to quote-tweet with my chest and no punchline,” said one top holder who asked to be identified only by his wallet. “Now the punchline arrives first.”
A rival coin’s community disputed the findings, then immediately copied the avatar, the cadence, and three of the jokes.
The project’s contract address remains HMBnqgXcJoCknndyciyntfXoGJo76fWa93FmRzX2pump.
Satire. If you read this as a press release, please sit down and drink some water.