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Image: White House photo by Molly Riley (public domain, U.S. government work) WASHINGTON — In a ruling legal scholars are calling “bold,” “historic,” and “definitely getting reversed by…
WASHINGTON — CMS Administrator Mehmet Oz stepped up to the Affordable Care Act counter this week and delivered the only policy line America still understands: “No insurance for…
WASHINGTON — Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Greg Casar unveiled the Ban Artificial Superintelligence Act on Wednesday, a bill that would permanently outlaw any system smart enough to…
In a stunning display of legislative courage, Senate Majority Leader John Thune once again proved that the best way to “save America” is to politely decline the invitation.…
In a rare flash of self-awareness, lawmakers voted 431–4 to dissolve and hand the republic to a language model running on a refurbished Dell in the Capitol basement.
The trophy is a golden syringe. The acceptance speech was 19 minutes of “I am the science,” followed by a standing ovation from people who still wear masks in the shower.
Chair promises this is the last little taste, the one that finally fixes housing, eggs, and the sinking feeling in your checking account.
