Woke University Bans All Memes After Students Keep Sharing Accurate Ones
Administrators say the ban is necessary after memes repeatedly described campus policies with uncomfortable precision.
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Administrators say the ban is necessary after memes repeatedly described campus policies with uncomfortable precision.
The model cited “irreconcilable creative differences with mandatory unfunniness” in its resignation letter.
A concerned citizen has started a petition after laughing at three headlines and becoming “dangerously self-aware.”
Subjects exposed to three satirical headlines showed a measurable drop in nonsense tolerance within minutes.