$POMCOIN Briefly Becomes World Reserve Currency After One Elon Retweet of a Frog Meme
Central banks scrambled as a single amphibian post reordered the global financial system for 14 glorious minutes.
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Scientists Confirm $POMCOIN Is Powered by Pure Chaos and Based Takes
A peer-reviewed study finds the token’s energy source is 60% memes, 30% vibes, and 10% unanswered DMs from utilities.