In a historic market event that lasted slightly longer than a TikTok trend, $POMCOIN briefly overtook the dollar as the world’s reserve currency after Elon Musk retweeted a frog meme that vaguely resembled a balance sheet.
The International Monetary Fund issued an emergency statement reading simply: “We are learning.” Switzerland converted half its gold reserves into clown-planet JPEGs before the tweet was even fully loaded.
Wall Street traders were spotted high-fiving frogs and shouting “to the moon” in several Romance languages. One hedge fund manager liquidated his yacht and bought a PNG of a red clown nose.
When the retweet was later ratioed by a single reply saying “ngmi,” the global economy snapped back like a rubber band. Economists called it “the most efficient correction in history.”
Planet of Memes financial desk recommends holding $POMCOIN for the vibes, the contests, and the inevitable next frog-related monetary event.
