Researchers at the Institute for Applied Absurdity published a bombshell paper concluding that $POMCOIN is not backed by debt, gold, or even vibes alone — it runs on pure chaos refined through based takes.
Lab instruments detected elevated levels of “chronically online energy” and spontaneous green-candle formation whenever a good meme hit critical mass on X.
“Traditional finance models failed to account for the clown factor,” lead researcher Dr. Pixel McSatire explained. “Once we added a variable for frog density, the charts made perfect sense.”
The study recommends weekly meme contests as a renewable energy source and warns that humorless regulators may experience mild nausea near large bags.
Community holders celebrated by airdropping screenshots of the abstract. $POMCOIN remains available on Pump.fun for those ready to embrace scientifically validated chaos.
